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reasons why you should stop reading and start working for with me
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#1
Do you need to keep up with the Joneses? There’s a way you could be a smarter, more successful, and more attractive person.
MAKE THEM WASTED. APPLY NOW -
#2
My humans fly high. They literally have a real fu*king helicopter in our office in the city center.
STOP BEING JEALOUS. APPLY NOW -
#3
You'll grow your skill, not just your resume. Want a big name brand on your resume? Go work at McDonald's. Want to make real sh*t?
Work here.DON'T FORGET MY FRIES. APPLY NOW -
#4
Choose your climate. You'll be able to choose from a selective destination: Kyiv in summer (+35°C) or Helsinki in winter (-35°C).
YOU CAN WEAR SWIMMING SHORTS ANYWHERE. APPLY NOW -
#5
My humans make Apple a fortune. All their laptops and accessories are Apple.
JOIN THE CLUB AND APPLY NOW -
#6
It's impossible to party harder than my humans work – but they honestly try. Did I mention that helicopter in our office already?
YOUR LIMIT IS A LIE. APPLY NOW