6
reasons why you should stop reading and start working for with me

  • #1

    Do you need to keep up with the Joneses? There’s a way you could be a smarter, more successful, and more attractive person.

    MAKE THEM WASTED. APPLY NOW
  • #2

    My humans fly high. They literally have a real fu*king helicopter in our office in the city center.

    STOP BEING JEALOUS. APPLY NOW
  • #3

    You'll grow your skill, not just your resume. Want a big name brand on your resume? Go work at McDonald's. Want to make real sh*t?
    Work here.

    DON'T FORGET MY FRIES. APPLY NOW
  • #4

    Choose your climate. You'll be able to choose from a selective destination: Kyiv in summer (+35°C) or Helsinki in winter (-35°C).

    YOU CAN WEAR SWIMMING SHORTS ANYWHERE. APPLY NOW
  • #5

    My humans make Apple a fortune. All their laptops and accessories are Apple.

    JOIN THE CLUB AND APPLY NOW
  • #6

    It's impossible to party harder than my humans work – but they honestly try. Did I mention that helicopter in our office already?

    YOUR LIMIT IS A LIE. APPLY NOW